Close to Home by John McPherson for September 03, 2013

They’d better hoof it outta there!

The flavor of the day is Code Red Jello.

I prefer Codeine Red Jello.

They’re glued to this situation!

Would someone please explain?

DoctorLarryO: I think this will help: http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/jello.asp

Short explanation, Jell-O® is made from gelatin which is an animal product rendered from the hides and hooves of animals.

In the 19th century, well-to-do people ate “calves foot jelly” which was a version of it.

there’s always room for trampling

Alright guys… quit horsing around and get back to work!

A horse is a horse,Of course,Of course.That is, of course,Unless the horse, Is wild cherry…..…and jiggling.

Except it isn’t horse, it’s pig. That’s why many who eat kosher don’t eat Jello. Or gummy candies. Some do, since it’s far removed from the meat, others don’t, but I know it is because of pork, not just any animal.

This cartoon makes me feel like horsing around.

Omg jello is so evil! I am a vegetarian, and don’t eat jello. Or marsh mello. Or candy cornIt is very difficult…