Close to Home by John McPherson for January 25, 2016

Steve now regrets never taking piano lessons.

Then, when she ordered every fish on the menu, he realized that she was really high-maintenance as well. The scrimshaw on her tusks was another giveaway.

Well, over time one gets used to them, see yesterday’s Nick and Zuzu.

I am the walrus! Koo Koo Che Koo!

If you want to see a whacked out movie try Tusk.

Please. On line is two words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rivals some of the other piercings I have seen.

But, she has nice hair!

Jack Nicholson: You couldn’t stand the tooth!

I’ve dated some tush hogs, but she’s in her own class.

It was the last time he dated anyone from Tuskaloosa.

Well you can’t kiss her face…….