Close to Home by John McPherson for November 21, 2016

As if she were honest about herself.

Now he’s worried about the other measurements he lied about.

poor guy Just doesn’t measure up.

One guy told me “The woman who described herself as thin online, was as wide as a tennis court in person.”

“5 foot 7? Oh puh-lease! You’re only 5 foot, 6 and 3/4!

Should have put more toilet paper in his shoes!

The fact that he turned up in shirtsleeves with pens in the pocket didn´t give her a clue?

So why is height so important? Of all the traits about someone that might matter….

Short Guy Syndrome is a big deal. It will override many good traits.

I didn’t realize that human waste could be stacked to 5’5"!