Close to Home by John McPherson for January 16, 2017
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Transcript:
"Mrs. Clark, pulling the cord is for when you need medical help, not for when you need help getting the spring thingy back into the toilet paper tube."
I figure bath tissue is passé, what with medicated wipes, bidets, sprays, etc., which are more sanitary, cleaner, & perhaps cheaper over very “long hauls”.
That picture is closer to the truth that a lot of folks realize: The sign “If needing help…”; and the placement of the pull-chain (Yep, let’s put that puppy in, but we’ll place it so no one can get to it.). Wow. When I first glanced at the panel, I expected a joke about the placement of the emergency pull-chain.
nosirrom over 7 years ago
Just admit it. You don’t know how to do it either.
whiteheron over 7 years ago
Be very glad that she wasn’t needing help with something else
SheMc over 7 years ago
that toilet roll holder should be replaced!!! it does look difficult hahaha
Nate England over 7 years ago
I thought it was for when you were out of TP!
Smiley Rmom over 7 years ago
So glad that there are now toilet paper holders that are designed without springs. Think the ones with springs ought to become obsolete.
SHAKENDOWN over 7 years ago
I figure bath tissue is passé, what with medicated wipes, bidets, sprays, etc., which are more sanitary, cleaner, & perhaps cheaper over very “long hauls”.
Robert Maxell Premium Member over 7 years ago
That picture is closer to the truth that a lot of folks realize: The sign “If needing help…”; and the placement of the pull-chain (Yep, let’s put that puppy in, but we’ll place it so no one can get to it.). Wow. When I first glanced at the panel, I expected a joke about the placement of the emergency pull-chain.