Close to Home by John McPherson for July 18, 2018

…however, he wears “Depends” now. Just in case…

and then he can squeeze the popcorn into a diamond

Someone get this man a lump of coal!

There isn’t a kernel of truth to this scam, it has to be slight of hand!

He was known as The Kernel.

This one is so corny

And I thought I was impressive when I could crush those old steel beer cans with one hand! A long time ago!