Close to Home by John McPherson for January 08, 2019

Hold on tight, Bleeb!!

Ah, but it’s cetaciouspomorphic centric.

I thought raining cats and dogs was bad.

“I’m certain there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for whales briefly learning how to fly.”

Where are the flowers?

Looks more like chemicals in the drinking water.

When it happens, we’ll see.

First it was Sharknado, now it’s Whalenado. Great. :-P

If only we could have stopped the global cooling, we might have avoided the global warming.

Those whales don’t look right.

Nah, that just proves it’s a whale of a whopper…

It’s not global warming. God’s just doing a Pod cast.

It’s just a sqwhale.

Highly improbable, one might say. There should be a few bowls of petunias around somewhere.

“Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.

“And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale any more."

That’s a whale of a storm!

Scotty beam us up.

Just another “whalenado”, nothing to worry about.

“It Fell Out Of The Sky” Creedence Clearwater Revival

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veR7hFkyDBA

Completely nonsensical.

If it is raining whales, global warming is the least of your problems.

Wonder if Farmers’ Insurance covers you if a whale falls on your house during a rainstorm? They say they’ve seen it all.

Whalenado? Where’s Ian Ziering when you need him?

Amazing how many cartoonists have swallowed the anthropogenic global warming Kook-Aid.

Looking at the whale about to hit the roof, I don’t think he has time to answer!