Close to Home by John McPherson for April 19, 2019

“He’s sleepin’ wit da boids.”

Hope this is a short flight. He’s gonna start smelling bad after about an hour.

When they reach the East coast, they will have to go by Home Depot and pick up a bag of cement to finish the job.

If she’s a disciple of Marie Kondo, she would tell ‘em not to worry, there’s still plenty of unused space up there if we just reorganized it a bit.

Maybe the lady knows him.

I heard he was dying to make this trip with his “family!”

When Vinney needed to get little Al to the coast in a hurry, he got creative.

Is that Jimmy Hoffa up there. No wonder they haven’t been able to find his body. He is buried in California not in the end zone of the Giants Stadium.

might be why dTRUMP Airlines failed..packing to many non paying customers

It’s better up there. Airlines lose luggage all the time.

If she was trying to put her luggage there, had she been assigned the seat next to the mobster? If so, getting a different seat is top priority!

Now, this would be a great case for Dick Tracy.

Sicilian Airlines?

Bleeb flyin’ first class.

Cuz dat one’s kinda resoived!

Before you leave, tell the guy on the left that there is no smoking on a plane…

When the trunk of the car just doesn’ get there quick enough.