Close to Home by John McPherson for June 03, 2019

I’ve found that when you vacuum up a wasp from the window sill it makes an interesting sound too.I keep a plastic bag over the end of the hose when its off just in case any bugs and spiders should come back up the hose and want out.

Very handy. They should sell this in poster size to every day care center in the country.

So if you vacuum up Ross Perot does it make that giant sucking sound?

I like how he put some thought into it, because those really are the sorts of sounds each it makes.

Followed by " Oh, crap! What was that!"

If given enough times you would know the object being sucked. ;-}

Bleeb must have been vacuumed up?

Yes I miss Bleeb!

Don Martin would be proud!

Nice chart. Let’s you know whether to fish something out of the waste container or not.

Then there’s sound you make when you step on a lego.

LEOJIM wherever you are, don’t forget Old Fart Tuesday tomorrow! :)

Don Martin would be proud :)