Close to Home by John McPherson for August 10, 2019

I have no idea what this comic means or where Bleeb is, but that woman’s been reading “Even cowgirls get the blues” too much.

Why the guy? Fetch coffee?

And then came the Dawn!

Hey, how about “Wonder Wash”? Huh?

How about “Best Universal Grit, Grime and Effluent Remover”? i.e. “If Daz won’t whiten it, and Omo won’t brighten it, BUGGER it!”

It looks like the lady in pink is a double leg amputee ?

Urr Turn…..because it is!

I think the same goes on with company names these days.

Slap a plain white label on it and call it Dish Soap.

I think they need Bleeb’s help on this one.

Hey, how about calling it “Bleeb”? Seems to be a very popular name in these parts…

Call it “TWZASMUCH” and advertise it as double the amount for the same price as the competition but don’t reveal that it is diluted by one-half! That has been done many times in products such as cough syrups and shampoos.

It’s the wrong color for ‘Glo’. Now they’ll have to reinvent the product to fit the name.

BTW, ‘Plop?’ That sounds like something for constipation.

How did you come up with Glo? I don’t know it just Dawned on me.

This will change the Tide.

I was just wondering,Are Those “Scrunched Up” Rolling Papers on the Desk ?? I firmly believe these Marketing Executive’s and PR/advertising/commercials people have got to be Smoking and/or Taking something to come up with these names yet alone the Adds/commercials we are bombarded with. Anybody Else Think What in the world was that for/about and what were they trying to say/show ?? What did all that have to do with the Product ?? I and My Wife have quite regularly looked at each other and said"HUH ! WHAT THE !!??"

Has anyone found our Bleeb yet? I’ve been staring so long, my eyes are crossing. lol