Close to Home by John McPherson for December 28, 2022

Munchie break man!

Yeah maybe you are making a fortune. But is any work getting done ?

They’ve already spent their entire paychecks, and most have a second job so they can afford more.

They didn’t get high, they got wide!

(Green Plaid Alert!!!!!!!!)(Everybody do a shot!… but stay away from those vending machines!)

i read an article that stated that a girl scout girl, had a cookie stand next to a dispensary and sold 117 boxes of cookies in 2 hours….smart “cookie”, i mean girl scout =)

Is bleeb smoking cannabis

Lala land

Chong: Who is it?

Cheech: It’s me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff.

(More knocks)Chong: Who is it?

Cheech: It’s me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff.

Chong: Who?

Cheech: It’s, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.

(More knocks)Chong: Who is it?

Cheech: It’s, Dave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.

Chong: Who?

Cheech: Dave, man. Open up.

Chong: Dave?

Cheech: Yeah, Dave. c’mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.

Chong: Dave’s not here.

Cheech: No, man, I’m Dave, man.

(Sharp knocks at the door)Cheech: Hey, c’mon, man.

Chong: Who is it?

Cheech: It’s Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me.

Chong: Who?

Cheech: Dave, man. Open up.

Chong: Dave?

Cheech: Yeah, Dave.

Chong: Dave’s not here.

Cheech: What the hell? No, man, I am Dave, man. Will you…

(More knocks)Cheech: c’mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me.

Chong: Who is it?

Cheech: Oh, what the hell is it…c’mon. Open up the door! It’s Dave!

Chong: Who?

Cheech: Dave! D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddam door!

Chong: Dave?

Cheech: Yeah, Dave!

Chong: Dave?

Cheech: Right, man. Dave. Now will you open up the door?

Chong: Dave’s not here.

Bleeb showed up to advise everyone that excessive use of the company’s product may result in enlarged, misshapen thumbs.

I’d bring my OWN munchies in. LOTS of them!

Uh oh. My management gives me free coffee and tea. I hope they don’t put a coin lock on the bathroom door. It will get real stinky in my cubicle, real fast.

This sounds like a good idea. Now where’s that CBD shop….?

I’d just love to read some of the reports which they submit after “partaking” of the herb…

In the 70s I smoked a lot of weed, and lived next to a pizza place. The $30/ounce weed always gave me the minchies. Since they legalized in Illinois I’ve tried several strains, most of them waaayyyy to strong for me, and none cause the munchies.

During the hiring process, Human Resources always tries to weed out the weakest candidates and concentrate on the ones with the highest credentials.

“Hey, hey, they’re the munchies…”

(For more hay, see today’s The Argyle Sweater.)

I know someone that would to have one of these around.

Bleeb, you not gonna get any good views from there.

Can I open a Taco Bell next to this business?

The company store gets back all of their money!