10. Boredom can sometimes set in. Try coming up with creative ways to pass the time.
9. Social options may be limited. Don't be discouraged if your love life is in a bit of a rut.
8. The stress of living off the land can wear on relationships. Know when to back off and give other castaways their space.
7. Stay healthy and practice good hygiene, even if it seems pointless at times.
6. Be grateful for what you have. Try not to worry about what you're missing out on.
5. Always remember: Gilligan's Island was a TV sitcom, not a documentary about island survival.
4. Try something fun and new, like auditioning for the island production of Showboat.
3. Consider protecting your wealth in an offshore tax shelter.
2. Be friendly and project positivity. The next plane flying 30,000 feet overhead may be "the one."
1. Never obsess about cartoonists, and their stupid, smart-ass gags.