Agnes by Tony Cochran for October 09, 2012

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Surely we could find 40,000 people willing to put in ten bucks for a guaranteed end to death??

    Do I hear 20?

    Do I hear….um… an actual plan for curing everything?Oh.

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    rshive  about 12 years ago

    Do we need cash? Or will Agnes take IOUs? ‘Cause you know there’s no guarantee that Agnes can fit the motorcycle in a little box to mail to me.

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    neatslob Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Once death is a thing of the past, the world is finished. If it’s cheap, everyone will have it and world population will become unsustainable. If it’s expensive, only the rich will have it and there will be global riots like we’ve never seen.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 12 years ago

    “$400,000 for a motorcycle?Must be made of solid platinum!!”-No, that’s equivalent to the coffee mug NPR gives you for donating over a thousand dollars. Most of the money is supposed to go into the cure for everything.

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    Hunter7  about 12 years ago

    If Agnes will accept an IOU for $400,000….. do I also get the alarm clock and t-shirt?.cure for everything…..my tangent got way, way too long. Suffice to say… If you cure everything, then somewhere amongst the starving children of today (who will no longer be starving tomorrow) is a child or two able to figure out that faster than light travel is possible. And a whole whack of other things.

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