The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 12, 2012

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

The Three Prehistoric Stooges.

He’s about to join the club.

Hey, Molar! I think, next, we’re about to see a prat fall.

He’ll be branching out into a song and dance routine next, giving ’em a little of the old soft shoe.

Later, they branched out into highbrow unibrow humor.

Have they invented the hotfoot yet?

Take a bow.

@6I haven’t been able to insert a picture, either. A commenter, Gweedo, gave simple instructions, but I was even simpler.

Always wondered why they call it ‘slap stick’.@jmcx4 – I’m with you. I always say I need instructions in one syllable words – with pictures!

is there a guide where we can find all of these insertion tricks?

Me confused. What came first. Man or Comedy.REEEALLLLY reaching.SLAP STICK.Ah I get it now. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA (Thud)………………..Wha?? Who? huh?????(blackness)(Nurse)Never mind. You are in recovery. That one nearly killed you.Doc is going to put you on some serious pills for a while.And going to do prostrate exam. (He has big fingers)(Not going to be fun)(Why doctor smiling?)

Oh and on the James Bond thingy.I have done years of research on ballistics and weapons. Why do I have a 125 grain 357 Sig at 2800 ft per second round to kill any bad guys. Bond does with a 9mm short. Basically a 380 caliber about 900 ft per second 80 grains. One shot one kill and all in the body. Head I could under stand but body. The 9mm short only penetrates about 6 inches. If it hit the lung just discomfort. Liver will bleed but takes about 20 minutes to loose enough blood. Heart could work but the light 9mm short sometimes does not break bone. In from Russia with Love he takes down a chopper with a 22.A 22 for crying out loud. Cars explodes from bullets ( In all my years I have never seen it happen. Seen em catch fire from tracers but explode???)I wish Hollywood would get on the stick and portray actual gun play. Granted I love the action but sometimes get caught up in the fact of the fakeness of the gun play. A 12 ga shotgun fired by a tiny girl multiple times and not one single kick. Try that for real and you will be relocating your dislocated shoulder. Clint Eastwood was one of the few actors/directors that insisted on realism. In Dirty Harry he shot a real 44 magnum to feel the recoil so when he shot the movie gun he could mimic the kick.

Yeah. They learned how to hit each other on the head with a club. Swing a tree on the shoulder back and forth taking out all kinds of folks. And lets not forget poking eyes with fingers, pulling and slapping noses, lifting someone by their ears. (Lets not forget LBJ and his beagle)(Much less is replica scar of the HoChiMinh trail after his surgery)Great advances in comedy.Pie in the face. Safes dropped from altitude. Falling tremendous distances only to miss the trapoline. Later to have something else fall and hit it then land on you.

And not we haveADAM SANDLER. Hangover 1 much less 2. Meet the Spartans (One of my favorites) ANY Monty Pythons Flying Circus. Animal House. (Still funny) ANYTHING BY Chevy Chase. All James Bond movies. (Goldfinger) Do you expect me to talk? NO! I expect you to die! Wallace and Grommet. The new Ardman movie about Pirates (funniest thing I have seen in years)When in doubt.THROW A DAMN PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Works everytime)

I personally liked Connery in “Zardoz” unusual movie but he was good in it. Perpetual youth. Crime punished by aging. Only way was to bring an outsider to destroy the protection allowing death to free them allowing mankind to move on.

gonna see the origin of Billyclub in about 30 seconds.