Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 28, 2013

Dang hair plugs…

The way that plumbers charge, she might want to consider marrying him otherwise her money is going to go down the drain.

Odd she didn’t call Roto Rooter.

Actually it’s the water softener. Ha!

It’s a hairy job but somebody has to do it.

I’d like to see what he will charge her.

huzzah!

I’ll bet you there’s an “Al’s Plumbing” in almost every corner of the continent……….

I once heard that in the unexpurgated version Rapunzel was locked away because she was pregnant.

She gave up ballet and has taken up clogging instead.

What really bugs me is that in the original tale, she spent about 18 years in the tower with no flush toilet. The base of the tower must have been hideous.

women who live in phallic symbols shouldn’t neglect the trim.

“Hair, hair, everywhere there’s hair, clogging up the drain, making people stare” (sung to tune of “Signs” by Five Man Electrical Band)

She should have called a locksmith.

blunebottle: I doubt Antarctica.

Stephen Gilberg: Castles had a recess in the walls of the rooms for that, the effluent going into a space between the room and outside wall. There it composted much like the modern dry toilets and seasonally the compost would be cleaned out from the bottom and mixed with other compost.