The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 21, 2013

D’oh….. SNERK!!

“For my next number I’d like to sing Having My Bandage.”

Followed by, “And they called it mummy love.”

A cross-over hit?

That was my Mummies’ favorite singer.

Wrap concert.

Snerk

I groaned so forcibly I nearly did myself an injury..What’s next in coming weeks, The Dung Beetles, The Mommas and the Pupas, The Carpenter Ants, The Humming Byrds? Spinal surgeons doing Disco?.Hilburn has no shame! Okay by me.

Now perform “You’re Having My Baby”!

For the guy mummies in the audience, this is their chance to Copt a feel.

I think you are all wrapped too tight. Funny, funny comments.

Tomb much for me. Maybe the next act will be Niles Davis – I hear there’s some tootin’ commin’…

Hello modda Hello faddaHere I am at Camp Granada.Camp is very entertainingand they say we’ll have some fun when it stops raining.My mummy liked that song. Sung it to me when she wrapped me up for bed every night.

how about far far away?

Tut, Tut, the puns are so hideous today that it sphinx in here!

Does anyone know where to get the Mitch Miller score to The Longest Day that played over the credits in the movie? We have been looking for years. Now I don’t think we have anyone in our July 4 audience who was there on that day. :-(

But they forgot Paul Ankh back up band….STYX.

“Times Of Your Life”

You will get this if you know what the Ankh symbolizes.