Monty by Jim Meddick for May 06, 2005

Transcript:

"Eight ball in the corner pocket." "Hold on...do you realize if you scratch on this shot we lose the game?" "Really?" "Are you sure?" "Yeah. Those are the rules. And I've got a lot riding on this so don't blow it!" "OK. OK. "Mr. 8 ball"..." "It sounds like a dumb rule to me, but I'll take your word for it..." "Of course now that he said that, I've got a really nagging itch on my left earlobe."