Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 31, 2014

But at least, you can get some milk, Dr. Mel.

Use a caveman! If a caveman sees his shadow and beats the weatherman to death with his club, there will be 6 more weeks without a weatherman!

How now, Groundcow!

I used to work at grocery store with a guy named Chuck….Always wondered what happened to him…..

Hey, just caught up on the last few days of Groundhog Day commentary….Good job, guys…….Cracked me up……Keep up the good work!

Rickard is really milking this holiday.

That’s why everybody’s wearing muumuus.

And that’s no bull. (it’s a cow)

Re: “I don’t think she can see her shadow”Give her some time … I think she cud.

It’s much worse than he thinks…It snowed in Atlanta.

If you can’t find a Ground Hog, get a Woodchuck..\\//_

Ya know, Brewster Pam cud jest go after the grunch and get the wart groundhog back . . . ☻

Cownehead.

At least now we know it was a stolen groundhog, and not the lack of Fuel Offerings to State to atone for our Warming.

“Simply bovine, dahling!”

Use the Easter Bunny. Easter’s already taken over the stores anyway.

So nothing happens if a butterfly flutters its wings in Fiji

It actually did snow in Hawaii some dude got stranded on the mountains.

Ground COW day? Celebrate with hamburgers?