Ted Rall for February 17, 2014
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Transcript:
For the first time, Al Qaeda has kicked out one of its terrorist affiliate groups. (Man 1: Allah damn it! The islamic state of Iraq and Syria still hasn't paid last years dues.) (Man 2: Are you #%^&* Serious?) This creates a dilemma for the U.S. Government. (Woman: Congress authorized us to attack "al Qaeda associates" now we can't drone or GITMO-ize members of ISIS.) (Barack Obama: Are you #%^&* Serious?) And an opportunity for Al Qaeda. (Man 3: I know you can hear me, NSA: Bob- you're fired! Al Qaeda says bye to you!) (Man 4: Stand down! Target no longer authorized!) But also kind of a problem. (Man 5: Everyone's quitting.) (Man 5: We could just rename ourselves "kittens and puppies."
