That is just wrong.I would not read to my child at all before I would read this pc crap!!! Yes I know that is suppose to be funny,funny crap is still crap.
I prefer Rat’s version from PBS:“Then Muffet went backAnd checked her gun rack,Grabbing a .357Finding the spider,She sat down beside herAnd blew that poor sucker to heaven.”
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet collecting her shell-shocked wits.There dropped from a glider an H-bomb beside her which frightened Miss Muffet to bits.
lindonc over 10 years ago
That is just wrong.I would not read to my child at all before I would read this pc crap!!! Yes I know that is suppose to be funny,funny crap is still crap.
Hugh B. Hayve over 10 years ago
“What’s in the bowl b……oh nevermind!”
GROG Premium Member over 10 years ago
Guess who’s coming to dinner.
cdward over 10 years ago
Ha ha! I think it’s funny.
Digital Frog over 10 years ago
I prefer Rat’s version from PBS:“Then Muffet went backAnd checked her gun rack,Grabbing a .357Finding the spider,She sat down beside herAnd blew that poor sucker to heaven.”
LingeeWhiz over 10 years ago
I love frogs comment.
katzenbooks45 over 10 years ago
With some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Woody157 over 10 years ago
“..along came a spider, who set down beside her…”and she beat the heck out of him with a big soup spoon.
K M over 10 years ago
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet collecting her shell-shocked wits.There dropped from a glider an H-bomb beside her which frightened Miss Muffet to bits.