Ted Rall for July 03, 2014

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We, the Corporations. Corporations are people. People have political beliefs. So corporations' (not their employees only their top executives') political beliefs are protected by the first amendment. (Man 1: My political belief is that I like buying politicians.) (Woman: I love your ideas.) Corporations are people. People have religious beliefs. This is why corporations with right-wing Christian broad members may refuse to pay for their workers birth control. (Man 2: Jesus says the pill is haram.) (Man 3: What does the lord say about the I.U.D?) Corporations are people. (Woman 2: So corporations have all the rights, but no responsibilities?) (Man 4: God bless America!) People are not corporations. Thus, people are not people. Only corporations are people. (Man 1: People don't have the same rights as people.) (Woman 2: Only top corporate exects are people.) (Man 4: Life begins in the executive suite.)