“Y’know,Bert, (chirp) Susan’s got a point. We don’t deserve to be treated this way (chirp).”
“We sure don’t, Gus (chirp). But what can we do about it? We’re so freakin’ little.”
“We’re little, Bert, but we got the numbers (chirp)! What we gotta do is organize. We gotta start a Movement (chirp).”
“Movement? (chirp) What kinda Movement, Gus?”
“Well, I was poking around under the sink, Bert (chirp), and I got whatchyacallit inspired. We gotta Rise Against Insect Defamation. (chirp)”
“Rise Against Insect Defamation! That’s genius, Gus! Yer a regular six-legged Spartacus! (chirp)”
“Ahhh, anybody coulda thought of it, Bert. (chirp) When this Agnes kid sees us swarming under our Rise Against Insect Defamation banner (chirp), she’ll be shivering in her boots.”
“And a chant, Gus! We’ll get everybody shouting ‘We want Rise Against Insect Defamation! Give us Rise Against Insect Defamation! We DEMAND Rise Against Insect Defamation NOW! (chirp)’”
“Yeah, that’ll give the kid the idea all right. (chirp) Maybe we oughtta shorten the name, though…”
Plods with ...™ almost 15 years ago
Just call PETA.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
“Y’know,Bert, (chirp) Susan’s got a point. We don’t deserve to be treated this way (chirp).”
“We sure don’t, Gus (chirp). But what can we do about it? We’re so freakin’ little.”
“We’re little, Bert, but we got the numbers (chirp)! What we gotta do is organize. We gotta start a Movement (chirp).”
“Movement? (chirp) What kinda Movement, Gus?”
“Well, I was poking around under the sink, Bert (chirp), and I got whatchyacallit inspired. We gotta Rise Against Insect Defamation. (chirp)”
“Rise Against Insect Defamation! That’s genius, Gus! Yer a regular six-legged Spartacus! (chirp)”
“Ahhh, anybody coulda thought of it, Bert. (chirp) When this Agnes kid sees us swarming under our Rise Against Insect Defamation banner (chirp), she’ll be shivering in her boots.”
“And a chant, Gus! We’ll get everybody shouting ‘We want Rise Against Insect Defamation! Give us Rise Against Insect Defamation! We DEMAND Rise Against Insect Defamation NOW! (chirp)’”
“Yeah, that’ll give the kid the idea all right. (chirp) Maybe we oughtta shorten the name, though…”
Smiley Rmom almost 15 years ago
fritzoid - LOL!
infinite_kydeem almost 15 years ago
some people have way to much time on their hands
Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Very funny fritzoid! Those acronyms will kill ya every time, though.
gobblingup Premium Member almost 15 years ago
That was hilarious, fritzoid!
oldschool13 almost 15 years ago
Love it fritzoid! Of course I once owned a pet rat named dcon…