Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 05, 2014

I hear that. Who wants to ruin their lives alone?

Being in love or just plain being horny can make you sooooooooooooooooo blind!

She goes by the motto a boy in hand is worth the next two on the list.

“I’d rather be miserable with you than without you.” (“Gigi,” 1958)

If you gotta do it, do it big

We’ll move into my double wide. I can get you a waitress job at the Wafflehouse. But first, we need to pick up some of you things from your house, tell your kids you won’t be coming back and leave a lipstick note on the mirror for your husband. Then we’ll drive downtown pick up a sixpack and some crystal; go home and party.

Isn’t that Aunt May in the background in the original art? This is clearly an alternate back-story for Peter.

Him“Tastes like chicken”

I’m impressed by your means of economizing, John! I recognize the original art from some take-away you used with Mary Worth there by the keyboard!

“…and believe me. I’ve tried ruining my life with every other man on this town.”

Now there’s an offer you can’t refuse!

If he’s rich it just goes to prove the old maxim that money can’t buy happiness but it can make misery pretty damn comfortable.

With a few small mods, this could also do for a Dracula joke, if you are re-using imagery.