Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 21, 2015

It’s less than that.

So bad it’s good.

I came here just to confirm someone used the word obtuse in a comment.

I would say that would compound the problem but that would cause a curve in time/space.

this humor is just a sine of the times

Sorry Blazek, but this just ain’t right. I expected straight humor, and you go off on a tangent. You obviously don’t live in my quadrant, cos we don’t allow that here. How long will this arc last? It’s not very complementary, either. And you should have a doc look at that abscissa on your neck. It’s plane to me. Keep it clean, or they won’t let us get your strip here in prism. I broke a few Laws. I get out soon, and look forward to meeting you at the Mobius Strip Club.

Groan…

Interesting… my guardian angle advises me against eating donuts and cookies due to their mystical ability to exert their circular influences on me…

“i saw sur lies at a french winery”.Ok, I’ll bite! What/who is sur lies? Is he the one who gave a speech from the big white house yesterday?