Pickles by Brian Crane for September 14, 2015

Earl must need a new glasses prescription.

So. Who’s brushed their teeth with Preparation H?

I’ve rubbed cough syrup on my arms and legs, but I knew it was cough syrup. I was hoping the antihistamine it contained would do something about the itchy skin, but all it did was make me sticky..And minty fresh.

Sing ’I’m forever blowing bubbles…..’

Knew someone who mistakenly used Vic’s Vapor Rub instead of Vaseline…."Nuff said !

I know a man who put Capsasin instead of anti-itch cream on his jock itch. He wasn’t wearing his glasses at the time.

Oooh, he’ll be visiting the bathroom for the rest of the day- acts like a laxative.

A girlfriend years ago . Woke me up screaming in the middle of the night. She had super glued her eye shut… thought it was eye drops in the dark.

All your comments are hilarious. (Hopefully no one was seriously hurt.)

I only use mouthwash when I’m due for a check up at the dentist.

xxx