The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for May 13, 2023

They put the “dic” in "addiction.

These days, there seems to be a “smart” phone addiction. It is common to see people walking down the street, staring at their phone. Or people, while in their car, stopped at a stoplight, looking at their phone. Or, even worse, looking at their phone while driving.

Except that when the cable went out for three days, they chewed the legs off the furniture.

they’re watching a test pattern, their favorite show, but the dialogue is hard to follow

let’s assume that the Find-It is a red heart, and let’s assume it’s on the blue cup… that still does not answer the question “What smells?”…!

Do They use closed captioning when watching the test pattern show?

Tv today stinks would rather read a book

…unless the change ’o channel interrupts his Heckel ’n Jeckel or Deputy Dawg cartoon…….