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Even if the boat sank in shallow water off of Maine, and the lobsters were still green (uncooked), they still wouldn’t survive given that they typically have rubber bands on their claws once they are in captivity.
They knew of the dangers in those waters, but didn’t slow down or have sufficient watches to avoid collision. Also the separate bulkheads were not complete and in a fit not just of stupidity but cupidity, they had too few life boats. The problem of believing your own advertisement and puffed up hubris.
As for the lobsters, it’s good not to get too literal with jokes. Just accept the basic joke that what’s bad for humans is good for the lobsters and don’t go into the practical details.
Bilan over 8 years ago
Irony would be if they fell over the side, but remained in the tank, floating away.
joe piglet Premium Member over 8 years ago
Good to see a relevant recipe.
Dogsniff has a keyboard problem?He should get that looked at.
J Short over 8 years ago
They later told a watered down version of the sinking.
xeacons over 8 years ago
After over exciting the whole ordeal, he’s going to look pretty red in the face!
thetraveller4 over 8 years ago
Alexikakos is harmless…it’s just recipes. If you’re hungry, you read it…if not, you don’t. Problem fixed.
i_am_the_jam over 8 years ago
Mr. Hilburn, lobsters don’t swim, and they live at the bottom of shallow water. They would not survive at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.
osceola over 8 years ago
@JAM. Poetic license. Lobsters don’t have little balloons over their “heads” with writing either.
JB10000Lakes over 8 years ago
and they’re not red til they’re “cooked”.
Aryalover over 8 years ago
@John Baranic: I see this a lot. Seems strip artists don’t know that.
Carl R over 8 years ago
Even if the boat sank in shallow water off of Maine, and the lobsters were still green (uncooked), they still wouldn’t survive given that they typically have rubber bands on their claws once they are in captivity.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 8 years ago
They knew of the dangers in those waters, but didn’t slow down or have sufficient watches to avoid collision. Also the separate bulkheads were not complete and in a fit not just of stupidity but cupidity, they had too few life boats. The problem of believing your own advertisement and puffed up hubris.
TeddyBearsMama Premium Member over 8 years ago
considering how many lives were lost on the RMS Titanic, including children, I do not and will never find jokes and cartoons about the disaster funny
cheap_day_return over 8 years ago
Way down below the ocean where I want to be she may be,Way down below the ocean where I want to be she may be,
“Atlantis” Donovan Lietch
SunflowerGirl100 over 8 years ago
As for the lobsters, it’s good not to get too literal with jokes. Just accept the basic joke that what’s bad for humans is good for the lobsters and don’t go into the practical details.