Ted Rall for September 28, 2016

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This year, we have a unique opportunity to make history: By electing America's first asshole president. George W. Bush though an idiot and a douche, he doesn't qualify as a total asshole. Little asshole boys and girls will know that they can grow up to do anything or be anyone they want. And long-marginalized and discriminated-against asshole americans will see their issues elevated onto the national stage. Who knows how long we'll wait for another chance like this? Trump or Clinton because it's our time.