…and then the Mama lemming said, “I don’t care what Billy’s mom let’s him do. If Billy jumped off a cliff. does that mean you should jump off a cliff?”
Only the Leng Lemming (Lemmus lemmus lengistea) does jump off cliffs into water. They die from the shock, but their body sprouts buds which later detach and swim away to start the process over. Theses lemmings are really a lost species since Leng itself is not found on any current maps. “Somewhere beyond Mongolia” really doesn’t make sense to modern cartographers since it leads to outer Svertlovia in Russia. When Disney saw the footage he found an immediate use for it. Oh he didn’t care that they were not your usual lemmings and Directorate P couldn’t get to it fast enough to classify it.
Helen Ferrieux about 8 years ago
This ends on a cliff hanger
RWill about 8 years ago
… but Walt did.
MtheMomma about 8 years ago
Wonder if they would have done the same had they played “Mother, may I?”
J Short about 8 years ago
…and then the Mama lemming said, “I don’t care what Billy’s mom let’s him do. If Billy jumped off a cliff. does that mean you should jump off a cliff?”
xeacons about 8 years ago
I think someone’s been watching too many super hero movies!
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 8 years ago
Now he’ll have to travel to the Far Side to find another mate.
hooglah about 8 years ago
Democrats……
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
Only the Leng Lemming (Lemmus lemmus lengistea) does jump off cliffs into water. They die from the shock, but their body sprouts buds which later detach and swim away to start the process over. Theses lemmings are really a lost species since Leng itself is not found on any current maps. “Somewhere beyond Mongolia” really doesn’t make sense to modern cartographers since it leads to outer Svertlovia in Russia. When Disney saw the footage he found an immediate use for it. Oh he didn’t care that they were not your usual lemmings and Directorate P couldn’t get to it fast enough to classify it.
komix1234 about 8 years ago
Trump said! Not Simon!
bsox about 8 years ago
Channeling his inner Pastis