Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 13, 2018

“A pretty face don’t make no pretty heaaart.” ♪♪♫

Hmm…that sounds vaguely familiar to a call-out of the elite once upon a time: “whitewashed on the outside, but inside full of dead men’s bones!”

“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes strait to the bone.”

You’re all heart, Aunty! ;)

I nominate Aunty for an entry in Bartlett’s

I think I suffer from a condition most men will not admit they have. (NO, not that one!) The more I like a woman, the better looking she gets.

Why are you pointing at yourself, Aunty?

A big ten- four on that, Aunty.

Truer words were never spoken.

Two strikes on Aunty. I guess that’s why she is so grumpy all the time.

A pretty girl is like a malady.

Aunty, ya must have known my first wife. What a mistake THAT was.