Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 15, 2018

Also Sprach Jobs.

Fun fact: 2001: A Space Odyssey was released in 1968. The first cell phone call was in 1974.

Monkey see, monkey do.

If Apple manages to develop time travel, that’s what they would do.

It keeps ringing. Stinking telemarketers.

Open the pod bay doors Siri.

I’ve always smiled at the ship’s computer being named HAL which, if you go forward one letter of the alphabet for each it spells IBM. :>)