okay… so how is he supposed to have the muscle tensions massaged out now?
Had therapeutic massage as part of PT for pinched nerve, and it was very relaxing. Had to concentrate to not fall asleep during it.
Look closely. He’s dead.
Started getting 90min deep tissue 1x/month. Stopped missing work because of back problems. If you can find a good LMT, get it!
Back in my checkered youth I had the occasional bar tender tell me that.
Oh, he’s tense all right. You just haven’t turned him over yet.
That comment would make me tense.
“He’s dead, Jim. You grab his tricorder and I’ll go through his pockets.”
So? He’s not allowed to get more relaxed? He came in like rubber, you can turn him into a puddle!
Service is strictly on a need to knead basis!
“But now you’re tensing up, so never mind.”
Clearly you need to get him excited first.
November 07, 2013
Templo S.U.D. almost 6 years ago
okay… so how is he supposed to have the muscle tensions massaged out now?
gary almost 6 years ago
Had therapeutic massage as part of PT for pinched nerve, and it was very relaxing. Had to concentrate to not fall asleep during it.
Andrew Sleeth almost 6 years ago
Look closely. He’s dead.
patiodragon almost 6 years ago
Started getting 90min deep tissue 1x/month. Stopped missing work because of back problems. If you can find a good LMT, get it!
Iron Pounder almost 6 years ago
Back in my checkered youth I had the occasional bar tender tell me that.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Oh, he’s tense all right. You just haven’t turned him over yet.
Jeffin Premium Member almost 6 years ago
That comment would make me tense.
Indianapolis Smith almost 6 years ago
“He’s dead, Jim. You grab his tricorder and I’ll go through his pockets.”
bookworm0812 almost 6 years ago
So? He’s not allowed to get more relaxed? He came in like rubber, you can turn him into a puddle!
chris_weaver almost 6 years ago
Service is strictly on a need to knead basis!
StephenRice almost 6 years ago
“But now you’re tensing up, so never mind.”
Bill The Nuke almost 6 years ago
Clearly you need to get him excited first.