Auntie Jane doing her duty. Make her ‘go to the phone’ ‘cause she can’t take the one attached to the wall with her. Alexander Graham Bell’s nefarious plot all along.
Prudish much? You should be teaching her to put a condom on a banana! Yes, I know Alexa’s only 15, but the idea is she should learn the skills before she needs them — not after it’s too late.
Of course you might not know how to put a condom on a banana yourself, but you can ask one of your bisexual friends to demonstrate.
Uncle Kenny over 2 years ago
Jane’s being a pain in this arc.
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
She was answering one of Jane’s other calls.
goboboyd over 2 years ago
Auntie Jane doing her duty. Make her ‘go to the phone’ ‘cause she can’t take the one attached to the wall with her. Alexander Graham Bell’s nefarious plot all along.
Holilubillkori Premium Member over 2 years ago
Hey kids find a nice park bench Far away from that pesky phone.
k0rcj over 2 years ago
Alexa’s pants get much lower, we’ll see France!!
CougarAllen over 2 years ago
Prudish much? You should be teaching her to put a condom on a banana! Yes, I know Alexa’s only 15, but the idea is she should learn the skills before she needs them — not after it’s too late.
Of course you might not know how to put a condom on a banana yourself, but you can ask one of your bisexual friends to demonstrate.
bakana over 2 years ago
I once did something “Other” with a girlfriend while she was on the phone with her mother.
About half way through the call, her mother asked her why she was breathing funny.