Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 26, 2018

I thought he was conducting the witness!

Friend, either you’re closing your eyes To a situation you do not wish to acknowledgeOr you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicatedBy the presence of a pool table in your community . Well, ya got trouble, my friend, right here, I say, trouble right here in River City. Why sure I’m a billiard player,Certainly mighty proud I say I’m always mighty proud to say it. I consider that the hours I spend With a cue in my hand are golden. Help you cultivate horse senseAnd a cool head and a keen eye. J’ever take and try to giveAn iron-clad leave to yourself From a three-reail billiard shot?But just as I say, It takes judgement, brains, and maturity to scoreIn any balkline game, I say that any boob kin takeAnd shove a ball in a pocket. And they call that sloth.

That is some major truckin’!!!

That is one thing that Matlock never did.

Yes we got trouble, right here in River City.

Well, he had his marching orders…

Certain people can’t see a parade without thinking they should be the drum major.

Get an audience to clap rhythm to a tune and by midway, the pace has picked up to runaway train speeds. I don’t have a theory as to why it happens, but most people I’ve ever met have no idea as to how music is constructed.. SMH…

What do you get when you drop a piano on a marching band?

– A FLAT MAJOR.

Ohio State’s drum major was the model for today’s strip.

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