Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for April 08, 2019

I have to remember that one!

I thought irritable vowel syndrome was what they called it when someone is always talking cr*p

I think the cure would be for him to start speaking dyslexia. He could still cuss but nobody would understand him.

There’s a whole bunch of faces in their hairdos.

Child#2 didn’t discover vowels until 3rd grade.

The women have faces in their hair.

@Marshal Mercer – consonant concern?

And folks this really is not our responsibility, it’s yours the parents. Now if you want to grant discipline rights to the school, we may be able to help him.

and the solution is to have him disemvowelled?