Agnes by Tony Cochran for October 10, 2019

From an old play ‘6 Rms, Riv Vu.’

Woman: Have you ever cheated on your wife?

Man: One time I gave a very pretty girl a seat on the subway. She gave me a big smile. We call that a ‘Jewish affair.’

[Alan Alda and Carol Burnett]

Trout’s mom would be so proud of her right now!

Vegas was broke; Trout had to spring for the Donuts!

Good for her. Some people take several years to realize that.

I am so thankful my wife’s radar didn’t kick in until after we tied the knot.

LOL! Way to go, Trout!

And he ate ALL the donuts!

Dang, I was hoping for a new character.

But he was taking donuts from the table. If you’d given the romance a chance, Trout, he may have helped you consume bags of Oreos.

She was just in it for the cookies.

Told ya so! As soon as he ran out of donuts.

Fickle. Very fickle.

Now he has to get over his broken heart.

They aren’t ready for friends who are boys yet. Jumping the gun here.