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Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 19, 2020
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Transcript:
Man: You shouldn't smoke you know. It'll kill you. Captain Victorious: Smoking's not gonna kill me. I'm invulnerable. Man: Right, right. We all think we're invulnerable when we're young and healthy. Captain Victorious: No, seriously. I'm invulnerable. I'm a superhero. Man: Sure! Look, I'm smoking and I'm not dead! I must be a superhero! I'll never die! Captain Victorious: But look at this outfit! I can lift an oceanliner for goodness' sakes! Man: I can see there's no talking to you. Go ahead and kill yourself. See if I care. Captain Victorious: But I am a superhero!! Woman: Yeah, me too, pal. I'm the "Invincible Iron Lung".
Doctor Toon almost 5 years ago
I’m counting on my Nuclear Coffee to protect me from pretty much everything right now
So far so good
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 5 years ago
You can’t stop a reformed smoker from preaching. I quit years ago and don’t care if people smoke around me. I can’t see how 2 minutes of cigarette smoke exposure every week or so is gonna kill me. I also can’t see how someone in a park 50 yards from me smoking is a clear and present danger!!!
Durak Premium Member almost 5 years ago
You want to do something truly heroic? Quit.
TurbosDad almost 5 years ago
I am always polite to smokers. I feel you should be nice to people who are dying (with a nod to Roseanne)…
WCraft almost 5 years ago
Not a very good role model…
oakie817 almost 5 years ago
most excellent