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Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 20, 2021
February 19, 2021
February 21, 2021
Transcript:
Bixby: Seriously, Cap. Superman's married, Spider-Man's married. A love interest will be good for your image! Captain Victorious: Awww! But a woman's just gonna make me clean and do chores and stuff! It's a misuse of my powers! Bixby: You mean as opposed to the way you use your powers now? Captain Victorious: Hey, I gotta use heat vision to shave my chest! It gets itchy under here, man!
whahoppened about 4 years ago
Now I gotta see how this is done! Mirror?
PoodleGroomer about 4 years ago
Old superman story.
christelisbetty about 4 years ago
That would explain the odor.
knight1192a about 4 years ago
Superman is married and he uses heat vision to shave. So how is being married really going to change you, Cap?
StoicLion1973 about 4 years ago
Spider-Man’s marriage in the main Marvel Universe was retconned away, tho. At least that Mary Jane didn’t die from Peter’s radioactive…..coitus.