Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 19, 2022
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Transcript:
Ralston: Maybe aggression doesn't work. I'm gonna try this my way! With logic and reason! You know, statistically, car alarms don't prevent theft one bit. All they do is cause noise pollution. Man: But I get a discount on my car insurance, and I'm too stupid and lazy to learn how to turn it off. Ralston: Aggression it is, then...
Prey almost 3 years ago
They do say that one good punch means more than a thousand words.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Viking to car owner: “Stand aside, citizen. I can fix this.”
John9 almost 3 years ago
Go back to the original Robocop movie, best anti-theft car alarm idea ever.
Bill The Nuke almost 3 years ago
I remember an episode of Knight Rider where someone tried to steal Kitt. Kitt drove him to the nearest police station and ejected him onto the sidewalk.
jbarnes almost 3 years ago
Wait! The ax will fix this car alarm, but what about all the others? It would fix car alarms everywhere if you intimidated insurance companies into dropping the stupid discount. While you are at it, maybe you could also threaten the folks who sell and install after-market car alarms. It would make the world a better place.
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
Knowing that you’re stupid and lazy you’re halfway there.