Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 24, 2023

And chicken eggs…… Under $2.00 a dozen !

Oh, you little butterball!

Will I be following some of those bread crumbs? Will they lead me to a table of bounty? Will I be giving thanks?

You will not be hungry but stuffed.

….mushrooms, onions, broth, celery……

You will also be going someplace very warm

and fancy dressing for a party. and you won’t have to worry about your turkey neck anymore.

’Twas Thanksgiving Night after

and all through the home

You could hear toilets flushing

as celebrants moaned

Too much turkey and stuffing

and pumpkin pie to boot

Poor folks no longer fitin their birthday suits…

Copyright © Gershon Wolf

As with any full circle, your life will be complete at 360°… although it may take 4 to 5 hours.

I was almost taken in by her uncanny fortune telling abilities, until the obvious struck me — he is a turkey. It was too easy.