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Hammy’s comment made me think of Shuttle Astronaut Mike Mullane’s book “Riding Rockets” He talks about being fitted for the Urine Collection Device. Basically a condom with a tube at the end connected to an external bladder. It’s not something you want to come off during a space walk. When his class of highly competitive astronauts in training went to be fitted for the proper “size” he and all the other egotistical males reached for the largest.
“Putting a flaccid penis in a condom is like shoving toothpaste back in the tube. I finally managed to corral the beast and did a few jiggles to see if the rubber would stay on. It fell to the floor. My testicles might as well have joined it. I had been emasculated. Clearly, I wasn’t going to place first in this competition.”
stairsteppublishing almost 5 years ago
If you have to wear a HazMat suit, worrying about whether it makes you look fat or not is the least of your worries.
rekam almost 5 years ago
Poor Hammy.
Chithing almost 5 years ago
Sorry Hammy. That seems to be the size I always end up with too.
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
Guys the 6 foot rule is a lot less work . Take off the suit the wrong way and you still have trouble ;-(
starfighter441 almost 5 years ago
It fits where it touches, Hammy.
P51Strega almost 5 years ago
It’s not Hammy’s he has Matt’ suit.
Ellis97 almost 5 years ago
This pandemic is gonna continue throughout all of April, so they’d better have some witty strips ready.
KEA almost 5 years ago
I have found “one size fits most” to be overly optimistic
FireMedic almost 5 years ago
As a hazmat technician I agree with Hammy’s assessment.
nosirrom almost 5 years ago
Hammy’s comment made me think of Shuttle Astronaut Mike Mullane’s book “Riding Rockets” He talks about being fitted for the Urine Collection Device. Basically a condom with a tube at the end connected to an external bladder. It’s not something you want to come off during a space walk. When his class of highly competitive astronauts in training went to be fitted for the proper “size” he and all the other egotistical males reached for the largest.
“Putting a flaccid penis in a condom is like shoving toothpaste back in the tube. I finally managed to corral the beast and did a few jiggles to see if the rubber would stay on. It fell to the floor. My testicles might as well have joined it. I had been emasculated. Clearly, I wasn’t going to place first in this competition.”
David Rickard Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Didn’t you ever watch Contagion, RJ? Even Jude Law didn’t look dapper in a hazmat suit!
Stephen Gilberg almost 5 years ago
Heh, the strip right before this in my feed is “One Big Happy,” which also has a “Does this make me look fat?” joke today.
dogday Premium Member almost 5 years ago
No, no; it’s OK, RJ…the suit has nothing to do with it.
rlaker22j almost 5 years ago
if it’s your time it’s your time if it’s not drive on