Wrong Hands by John Atkinson for March 27, 2020

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    the worst of times, or plumbing the depths…

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Panel one is “OK-ish times” … but still a bit scary.

    “Best of times” would have to show me at least a dozen more rolls in the closet….

    and preferably a 30-pack.

     

    Not a shed-ful of selfishly hoarded TP, like some people are grabbing in this quarantine…

    just an ordinary Costco or Target multi-pack to make it feel secure.

     

    If you have that, the “worst of times” is easily remedied…

    if you don’t…. “ayeeee!”

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The roll is on backwards.

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    Nathan Daniels Premium Member over 4 years ago

    A tale of two sh*tties.

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    P51Strega  over 4 years ago

    “Please sir, I’d like some more”

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    P51Strega  over 4 years ago

    Sorry for being trollish but when I think of Dickens and our current mess, well:

    D. tRump: “If the people are going to die then let them get on with it and let my economy recover” (paraphrasing Scrooge).

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Shudder!

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium

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    Havel  over 4 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKsFUiS8QPM

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    TheLetterista.com  over 4 years ago

    Those are both worst-of-times scenarios. The roll unwinds wall side. No bueno.

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member over 4 years ago

    And now hand me The Times (to wipe)

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    Ushindi  over 4 years ago

    I had to stop laughing before I could check the “Like” button – great one, John.

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    gammaguy  over 4 years ago

    The above illustration is why I always carry a partial roll in my bag. There have in fact been a few times when I actually needed it.

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