Where in the world would he get that idea?
many doubtless think he’s outta this world…
If only everybody would stop calling this a “global pandemic.”
He’s not to blame for the gravity of the situation.
What on EARTH?
He’s probably just bummed out because of a certain infestation that is ruining his health.
It’s a small world, after all.
He has a fire in his belly, but just keeps going round and round, day after day."
So that’s where Armentina is.
Awwww, thanks Dave! I love his little arms and legs!
This joke falls flat.
Could you provide us a little “heaven on earth?”
What’s he doing on that couch? I thought he’d gone to hell in a hand-basket!
Name one!
His surface is 2/3 water. Isn’t the couch getting wet?
“You’re a scary old place out there, world,
But I couldn’t be happy without you,
And I swear all my thoughts are about you:
The most beautiful world in the world"
—R.I.P Harry Nilsson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGgDfBZeylM
Wow! No cloud cover anywhere.
And theres that pipsqueak constantly orbiting and mooning me.
But not the ones who believe he’s flat – and will pound him flat to prove they’re right…
He’s probably a nice guy… he looks pretty down to Earth.
November 25, 2017
PICTO over 4 years ago
Where in the world would he get that idea?
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
many doubtless think he’s outta this world…
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 4 years ago
If only everybody would stop calling this a “global pandemic.”
He’s not to blame for the gravity of the situation.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
What on EARTH?
Znox11 over 4 years ago
He’s probably just bummed out because of a certain infestation that is ruining his health.
J Short over 4 years ago
It’s a small world, after all.
l3i7l over 4 years ago
He has a fire in his belly, but just keeps going round and round, day after day."
MichaelHelwig over 4 years ago
So that’s where Armentina is.
HMETALNYMETSVAL Premium Member over 4 years ago
Awwww, thanks Dave! I love his little arms and legs!
Michael G. over 4 years ago
This joke falls flat.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
Could you provide us a little “heaven on earth?”
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 4 years ago
What’s he doing on that couch? I thought he’d gone to hell in a hand-basket!
bobbyferrel over 4 years ago
Name one!
Indianapolis Smith over 4 years ago
His surface is 2/3 water. Isn’t the couch getting wet?
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago
“You’re a scary old place out there, world,
But I couldn’t be happy without you,
And I swear all my thoughts are about you:
The most beautiful world in the world"
—R.I.P Harry Nilsson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGgDfBZeylM
Ratkin Premium Member over 4 years ago
Wow! No cloud cover anywhere.
Lablubber over 4 years ago
And theres that pipsqueak constantly orbiting and mooning me.
ferddo over 4 years ago
But not the ones who believe he’s flat – and will pound him flat to prove they’re right…
tinstar over 4 years ago
He’s probably a nice guy… he looks pretty down to Earth.