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Calvin has been getting in some lucky shots at Susie, about 10 days ago he blasted her with a âbowling ballâ sized snowball, of course that was under the façade of Stupendous Man. Normally he does not have this kind of luck, she is usually a few steps ahead of him.
In my theater days, âheads upâ meant âLook out before that 150 lb + stage batten, which is plunging at a rate of 32 ft per second squared from a height of 60 feet hits you in the head.â
A few years later, when I went to radio broadcasting, âheads upâ meant âI am about to go live, so everybody kindly shut the @#$% up!â Nobody at the station could understand why I would flinch and look up whenever somebody said thatâŠ
Several days ago, talking with a friend who works with homeless people getting them safe housing, and how much he loves his work, when he interrupted our phone conversation to yell at some poor soul on the San Diego freeway âHey, you dumb f*****r, move your stupid a*****e! Idiot! Now, where was I?â
BE THIS GUY about 4 years ago
At least he said âheads up.â Thatâs an improvement.
Templo S.U.D. about 4 years ago
Calvin sure doesnât socialize with others who arenât Hobbes very well.
codycab about 4 years ago
Yet another one of Calvinâs speeches that means nothing.
Robin Harwood about 4 years ago
Direct hit with a snowball looks like a pretty good connection with another person.
rshive about 4 years ago
Susie takes snowballs so literally âŠ.
su43dipta about 4 years ago
Sartre was right, wasnât he, Calvin?
Bilan about 4 years ago
To paraphrase the trite saying, you canât have a deep connection with others until you have a deep connection with yourself.
admiree2 about 4 years ago
Did Calvin ever try to market this activity as an inherently motivating aerobic exercise program?
TampaFanatic1 about 4 years ago
Calvin has been getting in some lucky shots at Susie, about 10 days ago he blasted her with a âbowling ballâ sized snowball, of course that was under the façade of Stupendous Man. Normally he does not have this kind of luck, she is usually a few steps ahead of him.
in.amongst about 4 years ago
And children, thus endeth another lesson of â âWisdom according to Hobbesâ
in-dubio-pro-rainbow about 4 years ago
As (Thomas) Hobbes said: âHomo hominis lupusâ
hagarthehorrible about 4 years ago
Heads up means he wants to splatter the snow over her face more firmly. This sarcastic kid is obnoxious. Happy to see Susieâs response
MS72 about 4 years ago
Thereâs one, big man-woman relationship. What else does anyone need? :-)
ACK! Premium Member about 4 years ago
Send not to know for whom the bell tolls, Calvin. It tolls for thee.
PaulAbbott2 about 4 years ago
Iâm sorry, but Suzie getting clobbered is funny. He knocked her gloves off her hands.
Susan00100 about 4 years ago
I think Calvin eventually will become another Trumpâselfish and narcissistic.
BigDaveGlass about 4 years ago
Never a truer word said HobbesâŠ..
joegeethree about 4 years ago
Susie gives as good as she gets.
masingermo about 4 years ago
Our cats agree with Hobbes.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
âPeople who need people are the luckiest people in the world.â âŠuntil they attack someone. Then their psyco.
david_42 about 4 years ago
Which explains why my dogs are so spoiled. My wife says I also spoil her.
j.l.farmer about 4 years ago
i guess his mom should have instilled the fear of God into him after the last time he hit Susie with a snowball !!!!!!!
'IndyMan' about 4 years ago
Like I said before âSuzie will âclean his clockâ and she did ! ! !! ! !
tripwire45 about 4 years ago
Calvin is his own worst enemy, then then again, so is humanity.
daisypekin01 about 4 years ago
Amen, Hobbes!
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 4 years ago
Compare and contrast this to todayâs âPearls Before Swineâ. Donât have anything more clever.
felipenollaFFA about 4 years ago
I foresee a very explosive loving relationship between this twoâŠ
mistercatworks about 4 years ago
That last quote should be on a Hobbes T-shirt.
carlzr about 4 years ago
Hobbesâs last line sounds like it could have been written by the original Hobbes.
brianlennin about 4 years ago
ah CalvinÂŽs philosophy, it is a bit complex.
DCBakerEsq about 4 years ago
My friends all suck. Just sayinâ.
proclusstudent about 4 years ago
Remember humans are animals too.
swanridge about 4 years ago
One of the few times he actually managed to hit Susie.
VickiP123 about 4 years ago
and wanton indulgence of animals is always a win-win
maverick.kaminski about 4 years ago
Iâve been known to wantonly indulge animals and I have no regrets!
Ka`ĆnĆhi`ula`okahĆkĆ«miomio`ehiku Premium Member about 4 years ago
Whereâs the link to Calvin and Hobbes T-shirts?
gantech about 4 years ago
In my theater days, âheads upâ meant âLook out before that 150 lb + stage batten, which is plunging at a rate of 32 ft per second squared from a height of 60 feet hits you in the head.â
A few years later, when I went to radio broadcasting, âheads upâ meant âI am about to go live, so everybody kindly shut the @#$% up!â Nobody at the station could understand why I would flinch and look up whenever somebody said thatâŠ
Stephen Gilberg about 4 years ago
Itâs as if Calvin is completely unaware of his own actions.
rstove428 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Several days ago, talking with a friend who works with homeless people getting them safe housing, and how much he loves his work, when he interrupted our phone conversation to yell at some poor soul on the San Diego freeway âHey, you dumb f*****r, move your stupid a*****e! Idiot! Now, where was I?â
josh_bisbee about 4 years ago
If you meet an a*****e, then you met one. If everyone is an a*****e, then youâre the a*****e
thepinkbaroness about 4 years ago
Yes, Calvin, people â ahem ahem â are certainly scum.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 4 years ago
Developing those deep connectionsâŠI see.
Johnny Q Premium Member about 4 years ago
Nice composition in panel 6!
hcps-villadias about 1 month ago
and he thinks heâs scum