Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for February 27, 2021

Charge extra for napping.

I’ve heard it’s actually illegal to sleep in a restaurant.

I will not read you Doctor Seuss

I will not read it with a moose

You cannot make me read your book

Go away, you crazy kook!

Get out

Oh The Places You’ll Boldly Go. Copyright infringement.

I check in about once a week. Darrin must be prescient!