Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for August 11, 2024

“Leapin’ Lizards!”

Don’t say Kreegah now, Tarzan. Nkima had already reacted. Just go ahead and bundolo that snake.

Now, when you say “hidden”…

By the way, it seems to me Opar has been visited so much, it’s hardly a mystery anymore.

Now, it may have only been Tarzan, but I have this idea Conan has been there, as well. And if Conan did go there, Lovecraft probably took us there, too. Mandrake? Indiana Jones?

I don’t think the Phantom ever went there, but I could be wrong.

Is it worth the old gag? Aw go on David……

“That poor snake. He only wanted to go behind that pillar for a quiet hiss”

I thank you……

KREEGAH !

Tarzan hungers for gold. A new wallet just appeared.

Snake soup for lunch!

Countries, that know only the springtimes

And their green fields, with theirs spoors of big cats

Know Tarzan, with his statue face

And a woman, who was waitin’ for his return

Cross the jungles he laughed

Lions and crocodiles put to death

And he left behind a river of blood

For his life was guided

By a jungle law

He only had a mind to get gold

Rivers, you know how is his story

And his walking was a presage of death

Ooohhhh Tazran, had a statue face

But wherever Tarzan went,

Animals dead

(Brief musical interlude)

Ooohhhh Tazran, had a statue face

But wherever Tarzan went,

Animals dead …

…

To the tune of “Angel Face” from “A Pistol For Ringo”

How did Tarzan get to the Opar piggy bank so fast? Just last week Jane was making him clean his man cave. At this rate he’ll be a prisoner of Oo -La-La and her hairy minions by next Sunday

Time Travel? Naw, Tarzan won’t jump the shark. The shark may jump him, but he won’t jump the shark… ☺

Holy Histah…that’s a big ‘un!! But not as big as Tarzanacus’ loincloth surprise he has for Nemone this week!!!

Guest starring Annie Conda as the snake