FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 07, 2022

nice tactic, Peter, but that won’t help you ace your studies

Dreaming about math might make you better at math. Topology is a good subject to dream about.

I used to take a pillow to class. I made it in Home Ec.

Actually, she keeps a desk under her pillow.

So bright it was fading the ink.

A guy at college used to study chemistry on his back in bed with the book over his head, so that when he fell asleep he’d drop the book on his face and wake himself up.