Ted Rall for January 26, 2009

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Adventures of Obamaman: The somewhat Super Hero who doesn't Save the Day but partly alleviates it. Obamaman is applying his medical skills to an accident victim when he gets a call about an urgent crisis. (Woman: A band-aid? This man has been decapitated!) (Obamaman: Holy economic, meltdown! I'm on my way!) Eventually (Obamaman: Sorry it took so long to get here. I took mass transit.) (Man: Help! There's a $3 trillion "output gap" in the U.S. economy. We could lose 20 million jobs! This "plan" will only fix 1/5 of the problem.) (Obamaman: No need to thank me. Gotta go! A meteor headed toward earth needs to be slightly slowed down!)