Herman by Jim Unger for July 04, 2022

Move it boy, she’s gonna get naked!

Heavy threat

All the good beaches are crowded.

She drops that robe, he’s gonna swallow his breathing tube.

Is that Ziggy???

Close your eyes and conserve water. ;-}

Ah shucks!

Is that Ed Norton? Here’s a classic bit of dialogue between Jackie Gleason and Art Carney on The Honeymooners:

Norton (discussing deductions he takes when filing his tax return): . . . and I take 25% off my rent when I use my apartment for business purposes.

Ralph (in disbelief): Business purposes? You work in the sewer! When could you ever use your apartment for business purposes?

Norton (somewhat indignantly): I practice in the bathtub!

And that is why Jacques-Yves Cousteau went to sea.

He’s not done doing laps.

I bought a wetsuit for winter sailing and couldn’t wait to try it out. My wife was out so I filled up the tub with cold water and added all the ice cubes we had and was soaking comfortably when she came back and caught me. I offered to let her try it but she declined.