Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 12, 2022

BLOODY LIQUID diets never work. always leave you wanting more.

Actually a good one Bucky!

Vampires I heard are on a diet, only drink “blood light”!

Bucky creeps me out about as much as a vampire.

For some reason, Satchel, in panel 4, reminds me of Buster Brown’s dog, Tige, who, as a child, I always thought was creepy.

Vampires have two fangs, Bucky. You’re short one.

I’m Buster BrownI live in a shoeThat’s my dog TigeHe lives there too!

“Ticks with capes”. Thanks Bucky, you have destroyed the Vampire mystique with that one.

Vampires are parasites. Really.

If Bucky ever did actually sink his tooth into anything he’d never be able to hang onto whatever it was, due to the imbalanced torque imparted by anchoring at a single asymmetrical point of connection.

Time for a trip to the blood bank!

It is about time for the “vampire thing” to come around again. Last time it took ten years for the Goths to kill it off. :)

Ticks with capes! Priceless!

Bucky da man …!

Bucky really needs a brain donor.

But Tige wasn’t a child, he was a dog, and I am a long suffering English major.