Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 28, 2023

You are right. Let me take it off of you so that you do not have to look at it any more.

tipping is out of control: A friend of mine went to a notery to get a document notarized and the person had the audacity to “suggest” a tip.

Wrote that himself, did he?

If you are worried about it tipping, just glue it to the piano.

Today, everyone thinks they deserve a tip! It’s a nice gesture that’s optional.

Why not hire Elton John for the piano instead?

I’m the guy who overtips at restaurants. My son worked as a waiter for a while and he got stiffed a lot.

“And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say man what are you doin’ here?”.

It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday The regular crowd shuffles in There’s an old man sittin’ next to me Makin’ love to his tonic and gin

He says, “Son can you play me a memory? I’m not really sure how it goes But it’s sad and it’s sweet and I knew it complete When I wore a younger man’s clothes”

Billy Joel you are not

He’s stuck in a New York state of mind.

The ‘new’ thing: Rounding up. Sometimes its for a charity and sometimes it isn’t. Rarely clear which.

an a one an a two…

What is so hard about the establishment increasing the prices on the menu and eliminating the tips? The customer pays either way.